:c

O.O i din see this earlier paiseh. hahahax nv blame you lah retarded girl!

hello! what do you want to say?

liar! WOOOO! YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIREEEE!

wad liarrrr!?!? who was the one who pangseh-ed us today huh huh huh!?!?!?

hello! what do you want to say?

retarded woman Xb

you are the retarded woman. i am the smart woman okies. HAHAHAHAX!

hello! what do you want to say?

last part is: don't say I also, cause I specialllll, FS not enough space uh >:( then they never inform you on the widget kns

HAHAHAX they purposely dun let me see the last part so i can accuse you too. hahahahax!

hello! what do you want to say?

How are you, my sweet dear? :)

for the past two days on monday and tuesday i have been going to clara's house to 'study'. HAHAHAX! okies we did study a TINY little bit okies. highlighting stuffs here and there. both days went to nice places for dinner. AS IF to reward ourselves for studying hard for the whole day. HAHAHAX! went to sbw shopping centre astons for dinner on the first day. wanted to go comics connection to look for jjong's photocard but the shopkeeper chase us out cause he wanted to close. :( went to thaiexpress to eat for the second day. miss thaiexpress days. T.T

and todayyyyyy issssss 
LIM YING JIE'S BIRTHDAY SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUU!! :DDDDDDD
of course we went to celebrate his birthday with him!! met up with guowei and walked around and popped up at swensens where weixuan and yingjie were to surprise yingjie!! ^^ second surprise came when guowei asked the ppl to put a candle on yingjie's icecream HOHOHO!! sang the birthday song so loudly that you would be surprise that there is only three people singing okies! everyone was looking at us HAHAHAHAHAHAX!!

went over to cine to play WII and it was wheeee! played mario kart omg me and weixuan were like screaming like crazy and omg the both of us kept ending up the last two on the list. hahahahax!! but the longer we play we improved though we were still the lasts. i am the very very last. :( i kept dropping to the side and had to restart. T.T but happy happy! ^^ went home with guowei at the end! ^^

:D:D:D:D:D enjoyed ourselves wahahahahahax. love them allllll!! 
once again, happy birthday LIM YING JIE! ^^
but i miss stellaaaaaaaa. :( hope can see her soonnnn! ^^




btw this is a funny conver between me and limguowei. we were walking around randomly and talking and we were talking about how bfs always pay for gfs.


GUOWEI: ‘被养’的感觉怎么样?
ME: ‘背痒’？抓啦！
GUOWEI: -_- 我说‘被养’！
ME: 背后痒？抓啦！
GUOWEI: 我说‘被～养～’
ME: huh huh? O.O orhh orhh orhhh!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAX!!
GUOWEI: -_-!!!! *almost vomitted blood*


he was repeating himself dunoe how many times but i dunoe why my brain interpret it like this. HAHAHAX! i told him this means that i am a innocent kid hahahahahahahahahax!

i see alot of my name. hahahaha.

since you said you wrote to my fs so this is probably you. HAHAX. cause we spent the last two days tgthr ALONE ma.. *shys*

hello! what do you want to say?

9. Last thing you missed - ermmm. i missed the timing to meet clara cause i was sort of late? but she's still slping so it's okies. HAHAHAX! HAIYO. ah leer uh, this is actually asking what you miss, like NI ZUI XIANG SHEN ME???? -_- DONT DONT DONT say I a

why your last part not completed de!?!? O.O but you ownself also write until luan qi ba zao. nvm de lahhh. HAHAHAX!

hello! what do you want to say?

please be smarter than me. i don't think this is a very difficult request. HAHAX! WAH, I THINK SO TOO! HAHAHAHAHHA XD

HAHAHAHAHAX!! si adeline toh!! i just dun want as blur as me if not nxt time me and him get lost somewhere we also dunoe. HAHAHAX!

hello! what do you want to say?

i was bored and saw this on adeer's blog sooooo..

TEN ARE YOU’S
1. Are you single - yes
2. Are you happy - yes :D
3. Are you bored - yes
4. Are you naked - nope
5. Are you a blonde - noooo~
6. Are you moody - a little?
7. Are you a lover/hater - depends on my mood~
8. Are you hot/cold - i am a hottie~ okies i take back my words. -_-
9. Are you Irish - nope
10. Are you Asian - woohoo!

TEN FACTS 
1. Name – Lee Jia Le :)
2. Nicknames – lele, ahle, idiot (-_-)
3. Any birth marks - on my right arm! (i have to look to check -_-)
4. Hair color – BLACKKKK~
5. Natural hair color - BLACKKKKK~
6. Eye color - dark brown? O.O i think so.
7. Height - 161.5 but i think i grew and this was the height two years back when i was sec 4.
8. Mood - contented.
9. Favorite colour - rainbow~ i love all colours! ^^
10. One Place You Want to Visit - KOREA AND TAIWAN AND THOSE ROMANTIC PLACES IN EUROPE.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 
1. Do you believe in love at first sight - yupx
2. Do you believe in soul mates - yesh
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally - yes yes
5. Have you ever broke someone’s heart? - i think so? heh heh.
6. Ever had your heart broken? - mm hmm
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? - yes
8. Are you afraid of commitment? - if you arent
9. Who was the last person you hugged? - i cant rmb? clara? ahyi? xueli? O.O
10. Who was the last person you said I love you to? - ehh clara? O.O or maybe when i said it to jjong's photo. HAHAHAHAX KIDDING!

TEN THIS OR THAT 
1. Love or lust - loveeeee
3. Cats or dogs - small ones.
4. A few best friends or many regular friends - erm i prefer few close ones!
5. Television or internet - INTERNET!
6. Chinese Or Indian - chinese~
7. Wild night out or romantic night in - depends on my mood!
8. Money or Happiness - happiness ftw!!
9. Night or day - both. depends on my mood. i like the in betweens like sunrise and sunset too. ^^
10. Msn or phone - ERM. iphone so i can do both. HAHAHAX! unless phone means call? i prefer phone calls. :D

TEN HAVE YOU EVER 
1. Been caught sneaking out - not really. i dun sneak heh heh.
2. Been skinny dipping - nope! i am a conservative person! HAHAHAX!
3. Bungee jumped - I WANT TO!!!
4. Finished an entire jaw breaker - i dunoe wad isit but adeer says they dun sell here. HAHAHAX!
5. Lied to someone you liked - ermmm yes. HAHAHAX!
6. Wanted an ex bf/gf back - nope. i believe everything happens for a reason! :D
8. Cried yourself to sleep? - :( yes
9. Cried because you lost a pet - nope
10. Wanted to disappear - yes ah

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER 

1. Smile or eyes - eye smile!? :D:D
2. Light or dark hair - black
3. Hugs or kisses - huggies!
4. Shorter or taller – TALLER!
5. Intelligence or attraction - please be smarter than me. i don't think this is a very difficult request. HAHAX!
6. Romantic or spontaneous - BOTH!
7. Funny or serious - BOTH! MUST be serious at times.
8. Older or Younger - older or same age? O.O
9. Outgoing or quiet - outgoing. but know how to keep quiet at the right times.
10. Sweet or Bad Ass – 75% 25% ^^ if you know, you know.

TEN HAVE YOU’S 
1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd - yupx yupx.
2. Ever done drugs - doctors give de.
3. Ever consumed alcohol? - yupx yupx.
5. Ever been on a cheerleading team - nope nope.
6. Ever been on a dance team - erm dance club? hahahax!
7. Ever been on a sports team - erm. nope. :/
8. Ever been in a drama play/production - yupx yupx!
9. Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley? i want one!
10. Ever been in a rap video? - yo yo yo check it out yoooo!

TEN LASTS 
1. Last phone call you made - clara my love!
2. Last person you hung out with - CLARA!
4. Last time you worked - erm april during fha?
5. Last person you tackled - ERM. jiamin or qiqi?
6. Last person you IM’d - if you mean msn then tanjunhao!
8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with - chualinfeng!
9. Last thing you missed - ermmm. i missed the timing to meet clara cause i was sort of late? but she's still slping so it's okies. HAHAHAX!
10. Last thing you ate - beef phat thai yumyum!

LAST PERSON TO
1. Sleep beside you? - Lee Jia Min
2. See you cry? - cry? erm erm erm erm mel and shuangyu and xueli!
3. You went out to dinner with? - claraaaaaa!
4. Called you? - mummy!
5. You talked on the phone to? - clara!
6. Made you cry? - erm. xueli in a way? hahahax! cause tot of her going for OIP. hahahax!
7. Made you laugh? - tanjunhao? hahahahax!
8. Hug you? - ermmmm. i cant rmb who? :/ see above.
9. Text you? - ahyi! :D!! she was supposed to be studying but now she is eating mcflurry! :(
10. Give you something? - ermmmmm. clara gave me back the money that i used to buy her lunch today? HAHAHAHAX! like lame!

okies it is the end of the thing byebye!

post that thing on facebook it makes sense omg then i can share that article!

ahh i lazy to put there leh. you can put i dun mind. hahahax!

hello! what do you want to say?

OMG that cmi list was really funny -missymm

yupx that person very smart. hahahax.

hello! what do you want to say?

is forever possible?

hmm mmm mmm. just a random thought but i sincerely have no idea and i doubt anyone does. :/ unless anyone has the ability to like time travel or something.

though i guess it IS possible with certain people. :)
and please do note it's certain PEOPLE, not PERSON.

i remember i blogged before about true love can happen not only between lovers, but friends too! ^^ which linfeng sort of influenced me about. only with the right people can true love between friends exist. :) therefore, only with the right people can forever exist. :D

friendships, relationships, and kinships can last, way beyond death. that's what i believe. just like how sometimes i still think of my grandfather, even though he has passed away, so he is, in some way, living in me and our kinship never ended. he will ALWAYS be my grandfather, no matter what happens, even after i die, right? thus, our kinship is forever. friendships are forever in a way, cause those memories can never be wiped off, and it cannot be denied that you are my friend, no matter when you stopped being one, cause you once were. these facts are like history, never to be erased, and they CANNOT be erased. :)


forever is a word, a very strong word. relationships and bonds you made will make an impact in your life. i know this. and i know you know this too. :)



was talking with junhao about people going under plastic surgery. like those kpop singers and artiste. somehow i have to admit that i cant really accept people who went under the knife just to become better looking. it's more of about the real and fake part i guess. when someone goes for plastic surgery, some parts of him is changed for life, and it becomes fake. being real is something that is very important to me somehow. i need people to be real, and likewise, i would want to be someone very real to them, not hiding some weird parts of myself. being weird is nice, cause it means being unique and special. everyone is weird in their own little ways. because no two person can be totally alike and exactly similar. so, don't be afraid of being weird! :D







*just some very random thoughts. i hope that my future husband will come propose to me dancing lucifer with flax flowers in his hands and tell me 'don't be silly girl. you're my miracle.' HAHAHAHAHAHAX. if you listened to shinee's ring ding dong, you will understand. ^^ jonghyun seems like a perfect candidate for now. ^^

Jialeeeee, i miss your crazy laughters and red nose! ^^ Meet up soon after my promos k! xoxo. Beatrice <3

awwwwwwwwww. i miss you too my dear ahbe!! :') so long nv see you already. miss holding hands with you and walking everywhere! :')))))

hello! what do you want to say?

true or not true!?

an email tanjunhao forwarded to me. freaking funny. but true to some extent. the person who wrote this must be a genius seriously.

"Singaporean guys cannot make it one lah."

Singaporean girls like to use the phrase "cannot make it" to describe Singaporean men. They wrinkle their noses and act all surprised when you suggest, ever so gently, that perhaps Singaporean Male X might be a suitable mate. "Huh?? Cannot make it lah, he." A few years later they marry Singaporean Male Y, who looks and sounds exactly the same as Singaporean Male X. 

Why are Singaporean men all so ostensibly "cannot make it"? I do not know the answer to this question, for I am reasonable. However, I do have suggestions for the men. To become a "can make it" Singaporean male (without having to resort to plastic surgery), one must achieve a certain level of competence at the activities I shall be listing out below. Ours is a small, closed society; the traits that mark one out for worthwhile reproduction are easily and quickly discernible, if one pays proper attention.

1. Must be good at computers and computer games

Strangely, being good at computer games appears to be more impressive to the average Singaporean female. If you are good at computers only, you are taken advantage of for most part. If you are good at computer games, however, you are a badass potential protector. Compare:

You: OK, upgraded to Windows 7 already.

Girl: Thanks so much! (thinks: the software did everything.)

You: You're welcome.

Girl: Can help me install antivirus? 

with

You: ALL RIGHT 25 KILLSTREAK!

Girl: Huh?

You: Nothing. I just kicked your boyfriend's ass.

Girl: Orh. (stands over shoulder and watches very fast paced game and thinks: aiyah why my boyfriend so lousy.) Can help me install Windows?

You: Sorry not interested, I am aiming for 35 killstreak

Girl: (subconsciously registers lack of punctuation as sexy) Oh. Kill kill kill ... so manly.

As a general rule, the hierarchy is such: first-person shooter, versus fighter, real-time strategy, turn-based strategy and then everything else. MMORPGs occupy a value system of their own, but in general their gentle learning curve reduce street cred. Angry Birds and Bejewelled FTW for now though.

2. Must be good at pool

There is nothing else to do in Singapore. Get good at it, you will be spending a lot of time in these places. Don't just chalk your stick - chalk some victories while you're at it. Ah-lians will be watching.

Must-learns: jump-shot, English, doubles.

3. Must be good at one team sport

So that you will look good next to the other doddering dodos. Football obviously occupies top spot, but basketball and water polo work too. Volleyball is for girls.

Girls find it easier to come down to support team sports, because they can rationalize their conduct diffusely: "I'm here for the TEAM." Let them have this. You know what they're thinking when you're ... scoring.

4. Must be good at one individual sport

While girls find it harder to support these because you are alone and therefore very bo sei for them to come all the way down, the simple fact that you are involved in some sport somewhere is already very "can make it". Walk around with your lacrosse bag slung over your shoulder or your tennis shoes carelessly dangling from your backpack. When they ask about your sport, just make vague references and knowingly use terms of art.

Girl: Where are you going?

You: Oh, practice.

Girl: What practice?

You: Kallang ... today we're doing slice serves.

Girl: *tingle down spine* Ohhh.

Few other people will be able to challenge your authority, since these are individual, recherche pursuits. Exploit the opportunity.

To avoid: ping-pong, badminton (everyone thinks they can play these)

5. Must be musical

GUITAR for individual, DRUMS in a band. Girls are quite dumb one and they like to see action jackson. You bang bang the drum, they happy. You stand around and pluck a few strings, nobody knows what you're doing. Of course, if you are going to do the serenading thing, it will be guitar without question.

Tip: When serenading, pretend to be practising (when you actually practice sui sui at home already). Always choose a current song, so people will bite. If you play More Than Words for the 238645823648243234th time, people confirm lose interest one. And don't look at anybody when singing, otherwise they will feel that you are "invading" them. Don't "invade" anybody. Just let them listen to your ostensibly unassuming music. Confirm plus guarantee plus chop will have results.

6. Must be able to do math

A guy who cannot do maths is like an eunuch. He is not a man. In Singapore especially, even our girls are damn good at maths. So you better be super damn good, so you can explain to her how to divide her parts.

One better: PHYSICS. For some reason, applied stuff is harder for girls. So take physics and ace it. Then later on, toss in puns about how you two have such great chemistry, you want to explore the geography of her biography in a physical way. "Your body is a wonderland," you will coo. "Do you want to read my literature or should we just start making history?" Just don't show her your mother tongue.

7. Must have good sense of direction

A guy who has no sense of direction is a girl. The end.

8. Must drive and must be good driver

DRIVE. And for heaven's sake, practice that parallel parking thing. Girls always tell themselves that they are not lousier drivers, just more careful/cautious/whatever. But despite that ALL OF THEM STILL CANNOT FREAKING PARALLEL PARK. Become tok kong at this, heighten the gender difference, enhance the sexual tension. Ooh yeah baby.

By the way, European marques please. The Singaporean lady does not want to be seen rolling in a Hyundai.

9. Must be laconic and listen to her drivel

Ya. It helps. Srsly. 

Singaporean girls think they are really interesting, and maybe they are. Who knows? We aren't really listening. But you don't really have to - just nod every 10 seconds. And then say, "Really ah." I just did this today. It is fricking awesome. You can abidicate responsibility for having a brain.

The bottom line is that by keeping silent, you allow her to project her preferred self-image onto you. She is interesting, so therefore you must be interesting, since you are absorbing her everything. How cool is that? I love lady logic.

10. Must know DIY

You must know DIY because other dudes will try to undermine you with their own DIY knowledge. Especially contractors who overcharge. If you are fleeced in any DIY-related matter, you are not a man. 

This is also perhaps the origin of the phrase "cannot make it" - a man who "can make it" can make ... things. With hands and tools. 

11. Must speak dialect

My biggest regret, I cannot speak dialect. In lup-sup KTVs and Warrant Officer messes, I am the lowest of the low. With contractors, I am a freaking pony with "Kan Me" on my forehead. Why is dialect so important for the Singaporean male? Primarily, it establishes street cred. Denizens from below must look up to you before any female will find you worth apprising. Importantly, also, dialect is crass; crassness establishes contrast, and in contrast we find admiration.

12. Must not be below PES B

Or at least finish normal BMT like everyone else. Nobody really knows whether OCS or SISPEC is tougher, so you can elide that easily.

If you had a buay gan army life, try not to talk about it at all. Girls know one. They all have "a friend" who was a commando-officer-parakeet. They will compare you like they compare their Prada bag with the other girl's Miu Miu. Don't become an object!

If you were a star in the army, also don't talk too much about it. Girls just want to know that you were good, and that you were not a jellyfish. The rest is still for you to prove - funny, rich, smart etc. Prove it.

13. Must have "ambition" and "passion"

Most Singaporean girls have a vague notion that their man should be "successful" or aim for success of some sort. For themselves, they have less concrete ambitions. Use this to your advantage. However, only hint (not talk) about your plans. For instance:

Girl: So, what's next for you?

You: I've had several offers ... well, we'll just see where it goes. I have a pretty clear idea of what I want though.

Girl: What's that?

You: Haha, it will bore you. Let's not talk about me. Do you like baby blue or pink?

Once they know you have "plans", they will stick with you, regardless of what those "plans" are. Make sure you always have "an idea" of what you are going to do. When in doubt, obfuscate and pass off a successful person's life as your own.

14. Must say nearly every other girl is "cannot make it"

This is by far the MOST IMPORTANT ITEM on the list. Singaporean girls like a guy who has "standards". Secretly, the standard for every girl is HERSELF. This is not a cardinal scale, there is no relativity. Instead, on this mystery scale there is THE GIRL IN QUESTION, and then EVERY OTHER FEMALE ON EARTH. She will make cursory concessions for Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox (the latter usually grudgingly), of course, but DO NOT BE FOOLED. She just wants you to think that SHE is the prettiest and THAT IS IT!!! 

If, however, you are unable to lie barefacedly, you might want to go with a less extreme approach. You must say that girls SHE LIKES AS PEOPLE are pretty. NEVER SAY THAT PRETTY GIRLS ARE PRETTY! Girls are unable to divorce looks from personality. It would be unwise to do so, therefore, in their presence. A good sample discussion would run as follows:

Girl: Do you think Girl X (ugly but liked) is pretty?

You: Yes, she has a certain je ne sais quoi that I find charming.

Girl: (pleased) Really ah? I think so too! Not like that Girl Y (pretty but disliked).

You: Oh, Girl Y. Cannot make it lah. Act cute buay cute.

Girl: (literally swooning over you) I ALSO SAY!

Have you ever noticed that girls thought pretty by other girls are really not pretty at all? And hot, sexy girls are almost always labelled "sluts", as if that were a bad thing? Important hint: Do not address the girl on these points. She does not want to confront her inner evolutionary demons.

Well, that's the list. A tall order? Yes, but a worthwhile endeavour, if we are not to lose all our women to the cast of The Last Airbender. We can make it one.